It's hot out. But you've got no pool. No beach to go to. Possibly no reason to even get out of bed in the morning. No big deal. Just follow these essential steps to keeping cool during a heatwave.
Kindly ask nearby children to recuse themselves from the kiddie pool
Lower your oversized body into the now vacant kiddie pool
Cross your treetrunk legs so the water ripples around you
Grab a hose
Place thumb at the nozzle of the hose
Point upward
And most importantly...Live every moment like you are this man: